I just can't get enough of this Lucas Hedges-looking dude with the cool dance moves. On GOD was the second semi-final boring! There were FOUR good songs. They passed. The end. I dared say the first wasn't impressive but, in comparison, it was a blast. Let's recap, shall we? –WAIT! LOOK AT ME! CHECK OUT THE RIGHT SIDEBAR POLL. YOU MIGHT MISS IT LATER. SEE IT? VOTE!– Now you may proceed....

She came, She saw, She conquered. One semi-final down, one to go! And I have to say, the level was better than I expected. Some acts that hinged on presentation got really creative and solidified their placings in the final. And although there was the expected flop, and the occasional in-pursuit-of-the-right-tone mess, voice-wise, most passed the test. Let's do a quick review of who hit, who ...

All rise for the National Anthem! I can see how the title of this entry can be interpreted as a pun, and it wasn't intended, but hey! a happy coincidence. For Eurovision is coming, and so does the gayest, most iconic festivity in the Spanish calendar. It is also our most patriotic, other than when a new season of Sense8 used to drop and we pretended we cared about the plot for fifteen...